AUSTRALIAN SUPERMARKET

 Chinaman goes to Woolworth's in Australia .  He finds cat food at special

prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and  goes to check out. The
Manager gets  suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a
cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Chinaman
to show  him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The
Chinaman goes home and  returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat
food. Next week the Chinaman finds dog  food at  special prices. He
picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check  out. The  Manager
again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat  but he
cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids. He
asks the Chinaman to bring and show him the dog before he can let him
have dog food. The Chinaman goes home and returns with a dog. He gets
to buy the dog food. The following week the Chinaman comes 

to Woolworth's with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the
bag. The  Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and
immediately pulls  it out. He shouts at the Chinaman, "What the hell !
This is shit, you Idiot  !"   The Chinaman calmly replies, "Yes, now
may I  buy some toilet paper?"